||"Undercover - Edit"
||A narrow index of possible responses to another human being's hunger:|
||"let me in"
||Here, have a fish. I have lots of fish. We all do.|
||Here, take my fish and leave me alone. That was my last fish, are you happy now? One of my last.|
||I know a lot about fish. I will now talk about how much I know about fish while you sit, hungry. I'm level 32.|
||The Space Between
||I'm going to teach you to fish. My way. It will take 18 months. I never actually catch fish, and I am afraid of water, but I have had anonymous comments upvoted in several online blogs about how to teach fishing.|
||"Evolve (feat. Lydmor)"
||Black Gold Sun
||What's your favorite fish? Mine is dolphins. What? Not to EAT, what the fuck is wrong with you?|
||If you ate more fish you wouldn't be so hungry.|
||I don't understand people who don't like fish.|
||"Do Not Open Your Eyes"
||The Maldoror Chants: Hermaphrodite
||I mean, I understand it, but it's so limiting, don't you think? It's not like the ocean will run out of fish.|
||Except not the unsustainable ones, of course. I have an app that tells me which ones are OK, but they haven't fixed it so it works with this version of iOS yet.|
||Les Irreals Visions
||Get away from my fish. I earned this fish.|
||"Wilderness of the Soul"
||Get away from my fish. My father stole this fish.|
||"Fields of Sorrow"
||Go away or I'll call the police. My father only stole some of these fish. I stole the rest myself. They're the most beautiful fish, everybody says so.|
||"Clear the Way (December 13th, 1862)"
||I do have fish, yes. But I'm a collector.|
||You don't need to eat fish if you track your eating online. I track mine. I used to, anyway. My phone gets too much GPS drift, so I keep getting locked out of the app.|
||Will of the Strong
||I'm the only person on this block who really understands fish. It's more of a beef block. They listen to country music.|
||I don't hate all vegetarians, just the ones who are stealing our jobs and texting my daughter.|
||I only eat imported fish. When I buy fish here, I have it shipped abroad and then reimported. There's an app.|
||I never eat imported fish. The Norwegians raise them in those tiny pens, what do you call those? Bentos? That's sick. Cruel. Did you see that their Fish Vault flooded? We shouldn't let them come here.|
||I don't even really know what fishes are, but I have a freezer full of Trader Joe's fish sticks and I eat them with catsup. With a little sriracha mixed in. Small batch sriracha.|
||"Never Been Wrong"
||I used to eat fish, but fish suck now.|
||I used to be hungry, but I don't really feel hungry now.|
||"At the Beginning"
||That's fake hunger.|
||"Laps Around a Picture Frame"
||You should eat something. Hunger is your body's way of telling you that you should eat something.|
||Lunch is over. Wait until dinner.|
||I'm taking away your fish now, but I'll give you a better fish later. So much better. Trust me.|
||That fish was a total disaster. You're lucky. You should be thanking me for taking it away from you. Thanking me for eating it.|
||Blood Stain Child
||You're not hungry. Why would you say you're hungry? Fuck off. Emotionally manipulative.|
||Yeah, well, I agree that Steve Hogarth isn't as interesting a lyricist, and I haven't been super enthusiastic about a Marillion album in a long time, but I thought Seasons End and Holidays in Eden were as good as any of the early ones.|
||No, sorry, I just signed like 8 online petitions against fission.|
||"Creators of the Apocalypse"
||Creators of the Apocalypse +1
||Once, when I was hungry, I ate an entire raw eggplant. I don't have one right now, though.|
||Me too! Want to go out for ramen?|
||"Lagniappe (Spring Hate)"
||No thanks, I brought my lunch.|
||I not hungry, but I'm a hungrist ally. I've tweeted a lot of kickstarters that are hunger-positive. Or hunger-adjacent, I think it's important to not exclude people just because they aren't hungry themselves. Otherwise you're just as bad, right?|
||"There Is No Empty Space"
||There Is No Empty Space +1
||Look, fuck off, it's my right not to be hungry. This is reverse hungrism.|
||Now you know how hungry I felt when Obama was president.|
||He's not a messy eater, he's just unfiltered.|
||Our Ceasing Voice
||This is a total fish hunt.|
||Hillary didn't even refrigerate her fish. That one fish, anyway.|
||Look, all I'm saying is, the Mexicans don't send us their good fish, and certain people know exactly what I'm talking about.|
||"Niente da bere"
||I'd give you this fish, but you're from inland, so that would be cultural appropriation. Nice try.|
||I'd give you this fish, but I'm working for a startup that is disrupting the food chain. As a service.|
||It's really more of a food-chain-disruption aggregator.|
||The Birthday Massacre
||Under Your Spell
||A market, really. We're reducing friction. DEAR GOD DON'T EAT IT WITH YOUR HANDS. |
||Dawn Of Ashes
||"Gods of The Antinomian Path"
||Actually, I think we may be about to pivot to aggregating tools for visualizing disruption metrics. We're using deep learning or dark data, I forget which. The one that isn't a Pokemon move.|
||Teen Vogue had a really great piece about hunger last week. I was going to share it, but I got distracted trying to find an emoji of eggs. Like, not Easter eggs, but just, like, the eggs you eat.|
||Did you see my post where I ranked every fish?|
||Elviira & Rake
||Did you know that 34% of the world gets over half of their daily protein from insects? I think it was 34%.|
||If you're hungry, you shouldn't drink juice. Nobody should.|
||"Hasta Que Caiga el Sol"
||People think they're hungry, but actually hunger is at historic lows.|
||"Absolute - Single Version"
||I was hungry once. But my hunger was different.|
||It's not hunger that's the problem, it's hungry people. There's nothing wrong with hunger, it's just a choice you make.|
||"Me and the Buffalo"
||MM : MF Wander Disposition
||Have you tried prayer?|
||"Misery - Single Version"
||I would give you a fish, but I don't have any fish. What? Those? Those are just loaves of bread, I can't give you those.|
||Bad Cop, Bad Cop
||I'd give you this fish, but you wouldn't like it.|
||"Robocop Is a Halfbreed Sellout"
||Too spicy. Or, wait, are you allergic to anything? Then it's that.|
||Foreigners are going to make it so nobody can eat fish. Fuck that, the UN isn't the boss of American fish.|
||"Betty Dreams of Green Men"
||I like all fish. Except for metal and country.|
||Hungry people don't have any more right to food than the rest of us.|
||The food pyramid is unfair and too complicated. Today, in front of this historic crowd, like all my crowds, they're saying nobody has ever seen a crowd like this at a Chipotle of this size. I've never been to Russia and I didn't order fish at the Chipotle I always eat at in Russia. And that's why I'm proposing a flat food pyramid.|
||Sell Outs Som Ingen Vil Kjøpe
||Everybody eats flat things. The rich eat all the fish, but they post pictures of their meals on social media, and the poor can Like the pictures. I don't know how to take pictures with my phone, I just copy other people's.|
||"Store Ord (Røyk Og Speil)"
||Do you have a social-media strategy for your hunger?|
||I'm only hungry for one thing, right now, but I have several diversity initiatives.|
||I support traditional meal times. This is a personal choice I'm making.|
||"Mrtav Bez Mene"
||Sorry, I never feed anybody without my wife and at least one priest or donor. No, it's not a moral issue, it's that I don't know how to cook anything. I won't even unwrap a granola bar by myself. Too gay.|
||Flor de Toloache
||"No Hay Vuelta Atrás"
||Las Caras Lindas
||Nobody has an inherent right to come to this country hungry.|
||"Zivim sa greskama"
||Yes, I'm hungry, too, but in this phase we're actually deliberately optimizing for growth.|
||I wouldn't eat fish, but I think if I'm honest, if it was fried and dipped in mayonnaise and you told me it was vegetables, I probably wouldn't know. I don't really eat vegetables, either.|
||"I den stora sorgens famn"
||When you eat fish, you deny agency to the sea.|
||You aren't hungry, your body is just reacting to the lack of food.|
||Farewell Dear Ghost
||"Pink Noise - Radio Edit"
||The media wants you to think you're hungry, and we all understand why.|
||Cesur ve Güzel (Original Soundtrack)
||I'm hungry too. I mutually acknowledge your hunger but my hunger is a little hungrier because your hunger isn't my fault because I didn't have any way of knowing that was your fish I ate.|
||All the fish taste the same these days. All these new supposed chefs, you find out Max Martin really cooked their fish for them.|
||Lost Time I
||Fuck you, I can totally taste the fish better on these high-end plates. If you eat on those shitty prosumer plates, you might as well just throw your fish away.|
||"And Mine Alone"
||Save Your Sorrow
||I saw a guy online saying these plates don't work, and he didn't even have them pointed the right direction.|
||Take a man's fish, you eat for a day. Trick him into entering his Amazon Prime password in a fake login dialog, you can use his account to order sushi delivered by drone.|
||"Neon Lights (feat. Katie Turner)"
||Quarter Mile Dreams
||There's only two kinds of food: good food and your food.|
||Do you really want your personal brand to code as "hungry"?|
||I value your hunger as a complementary perspective to my nonhungriness due to having just eaten. God that was good. Fish tacos! There's this new place near here, you can pre-order in their app with bitcoin, so you don't have to touch the same money as them. Can I tell my friends that I know a hungry person?|
||Anarchy and Alchemy
||I'm the same as you. I mean, I identify as hungry. I've read all of Ta-Nehisi Coates' things about hunger. Pretty sure I've read them all. Except that really long one.|
||Lions and Tigers
||Look, if somebody eats, somebody else has to be hungry. That's not my fault.|
||"Opposition/Perihelion; the Coil"
||Your hunger is derivative. (Mine is an excercise of my rights.)|
||"Castle on the Hill- Recorded at Spotify Studios NYC"
||Hey, hi! How's it going?! Come in, come in, you look hungry! Are you hungry? Me, too, yikes. I think I forgot to eat lunch. I'll make us something. Do you want some tea or selzer or something? Do you like fish? We could make fish tacos. And here, have you heard this song?|