| 1 | MUNA | "Who" | Who +1 | Sources of certainty outnumber needs for certainty. |
| 2 | Blanck Mass | "No Dice" | single | Economics suggests that this would drive down the price of certainty, |
| 3 | Haiku Salut | "Traction" | single | and indeed the low quality of ambient human certainty seems consistent with compensation inadequate to cover its costs. |
| 4 | Sacramence | "Everswallower II" | Lovers Seek Dominance | Conversely, the human demand for joy approaches the amount of waking human time, |
| 5 | Poppy | "Meat" | Choke 5 | and it is impossible to spend all of our time creating new contexts for joy, |
| 6 | Aisha Devi | "Uupar-Theory" | single | and this is why we have language and art and cuisine |
| 7 | ONUKA | "ZENIT" | single | instead of just soylent and lubricant. |
| 8 | Moaan Exis | "Overwatching Chaos" | POSTMODERN THERAPY | Spurious certainty is used to withhold joy, |
| 9 | Lingua Ignota | "DO YOU DOUBT ME TRAITOR" | single | as is money and power and fear, |
| 10 | PRXJEK | "KillMeComeTry" | single | in order to establish an artificial scarcity |
| 11 | Ados | "AYI" | single | for the benefit of people who never learned to receive joy from anything other than dominance |
| 12 | 7xvn | "Bodied" | single | and bilious food and euphemized prostitution. |
| 13 | Torche | "Admission" | single | We will bind their eventual confessions in volumes. |
| 14 | Russian Circles | "Milano" | single | Joy will outlive a president whose Library will be only an archive of our dissent. |
| 15 | Batushka | "Liturgiya" | single | You can't be a fascist without ideas. |
| 16 | Yellow Eyes | "Light Delusion Curtain" | Rare Field Ceiling | My Struggle, My Anger, My Way; Trump's book can only be called My Book, |
| 17 | Deitus | "Via Dolorosa" | single | and exists only to have his picture on the front cover and fake praise on the back. |
| 18 | Bloodred Hourglass | "Ask and You Shall Receive" | Godsend | This is the Interregnum of Shitty Hats. |
| 19 | Amanita Virosa | "I Walk Away" | single | What is the opposite of a dynasty? |
| 20 | ACME | "Mononoke Requiem" | Mononoke Requiem +1 | A degeneracy? An atrophasty? |
| 21 | HAVAMAL | "Dawn of the Frost Giants" | Tales from Yggdrasil | A collapse. |
| 22 | Heilung | "Galgaldr" | Futha | We earned this, this open wound bleeding ignorance, |
| 23 | Danheim | "Bana" | single | this petty authoritarianism that oppresses for no higher purpose than to induce sycophancy for its own sake, |
| 24 | Hollow Haze | "Destinations" | single | this fecal sculpture of smug rage stuffed into bad suits, |
| 25 | Trick or Treat | "Cancer: Underworld Wave" | single | this self-proclaimed builder who has to be told in brightly colored pictures |
| 26 | Sabaton | "Great War" | single | that his parade tanks would crush the roads. |
| 27 | Hammerfall | "One Against the World" | single | His ralliers cheer for him because he needs nothing from them, |
| 28 | Visionatica | "Roxana, The Great" | single | which is exactly what he desperately, gnawingly, bulgingly needs from them. |
| 29 | Nemesea | "Kids with Guns" | single | His enablers see a vicarious evocation of power without accountability, |
| 30 | Reality Suite | "Live Now Forever" | Awaken (Deluxe Edition) | a Jabba the Hutt in a plastic Darth Vader mask slimmed down just enough to squish into a golf cart, |
| 31 | Terra | "Confidence" | single | with an Advisor instead of a captive princess, |
| 32 | Elusion | "Lovelorn" | Singularity | although that's stretching the definition of "instead" to the thinness |
| 33 | Doll Skin | "Don’t Cross My Path" | Love Is Dead And We Killed Her | of a gold bikini. |
| 34 | CYNHN | "wire" | タブラチュア | Jabba and Darth Vader, however, were villains imagined by people who understood heroism. |
| 35 | BABYMETAL | "PA PA YA!!" | PA PA YA!! / Elevator Girl / Starlight / Distortion 4 | Trump is a hero imagined by people who don't understand adversity or opportunity. |
| 36 | Noboru | "恋はきっと急上昇☆-Rock Buster-" | 恋はきっと急上昇☆-Rock Buster- +1 | Jabba would have known who was ramming the ramparts |
| 37 | Ena Fujita | "言えない事は歌の中 - (色者mix)" | 色者 | and who was defending them, |
| 38 | MAGIC OF LiFE | "応援歌" | single | and would have had a merchant's regret over sinking his own ships to block the harbor. |
| 39 | PELICAN FANCLUB | "100 Years Ago" | Whitenoise e.p. 4 | Jabba also had a sense of humor, and better human-resource skills than Trump, |
| 40 | Have a Nice Day! | "Smells Like Teenage Riot" | single | and likely a more glorious fate, |
| 41 | Marsheaux | "Alone (all Alone)" | single | although the fabulism delta between Trump being subjected to Elizabeth Warren's 2% wealth tax |
| 42 | TeamMate | "Hi." | single | and Leia strangling Jabba with his own chain |
| 43 | SAINTE | "Everything Makes Me Sad" | single | is probably a few orders of magnitude smaller than the difference |
| 44 | tiLLie | "I Believe In a Thing Called Love" | single | between Vader's Death Star and Trump's White House, |
| 45 | Ingrid Michaelson | "Young and in Love" | Stranger Songs | between Vader's helmet and Trump's hair, |
| 46 | Royal Teeth | "Time Bomb" | Hard Luck | between a ruthless empire and a bully-hobbyist's petty cabal, |
| 47 | Modelé Fatale | "Please, Don't Go" | single | between the insidious corruption of power and the straightforward abuse of it, |
| 48 | Bleached | "Rebound City" | Rebound City +3 | between occasion for rebellion and the need to just distribute a voting majority with a little more electoral efficiency the second time. |
| 49 | The Dollyrots | "Oblivious" | single | Vader blew up a planet not to prove he was serious, which everybody already understood, |
| 50 | Carissa Johnson | "So Far So Good" | single | but make sure that his defeat would be just as serious. |
| 51 | Marsella | "Histeria de lo nuestro" | single | Trump's attempt to blow up a planet set us back four incredibly dangerous years of emissions reduction, |
| 52 | The Beautiful Monument | "Kintsugi" | I'm The Reaper | and four appalling years of human intolerance and moral abdication, |
| 53 | Ivy Crown | "Not Who We Are" | single | but his defeat will be mundane. |
| 54 | Bloody Hammers | "Fire in the Dark" | The Summoning | There will need to be atonement and apologies, but Trump's evils never had any originality, |
| 55 | Skay Beilinson | "En la Cueva de San Andrés" | single | so when he's gone we'll be left with only problems and challenges we already had. |
| 56 | Gerry Cinnamon | "Canter" | single | The conclusions we reach out of anything other than joy are never better than dubious, |
| 57 | NanowaR of Steel | "Norwegian Reggaeton" | single | and never actually conclusive. |
| 58 | 8-Bit Arcade | "Neon Knights (Alternate Version) [8-Bit Computer Game Version]" | The Ultimate Black Sabbath | Joy is also inconclusive, of course, but on our joyful days we're not trying to end anything, we're just trying to find new ways out of shadow. |