| 2023-08-18 | 48 | BABYMETAL | "METALI!! - feat. Tom Morello" | single | The iron footbridge that sneaks us from our Airbnb into Camden Market's East Yard is my new favorite. |
| 2023-05-12 | 99 | BABYMETAL | "Monochrome - Piano Version - From THE FIRST TAKE" | single | or from one of the other beginnings they might have begun, because we still might. |
| 2023-03-24 | 5 | BABYMETAL | "Mirror Mirror" | THE OTHER ONE | out of context as a critical philistine. |
| 2023-02-24 | 58 | BABYMETAL | "Light and Darkness" | Light and Darkness +3 | which of course it doesn't know about because it didn't exist |
| 2023-01-20 | 1 | BABYMETAL | "METAL KINGDOM" | METAL KINGDOM +2 | The contrived identities we assume are layers we wrap around |
| 2022-11-18 | 13 | BABYMETAL | "Monochrome" | Monochrome +1 | The light has no colors of its own, |
| 2022-10-21 | 1 | BABYMETAL | "Divine Attack - Shingeki -" | single | It's fairly undeniably true that BABYMETAL is a terrible name, a permanent commitment to an initial gimmickry that has long since become just another magnificent variation on kinetic joy, |
| 2020-10-09 | 17 | BABYMETAL | "BxMxC" | single | We rise out of the sea, |
| 2019-10-11 | 1 | BABYMETAL | "Arkadia" | METAL GALAXY | We can be glorious. |
| 2019-09-27 | 10 | BABYMETAL | "Shanti Shanti Shanti" | Shanti Shanti Shanti / Elevator Girl (English Version) / PA PA YA!! / Starlight 4 | like we are a flashmob wherever we go. |
| 2019-06-28 | 35 | BABYMETAL | "PA PA YA!!" | PA PA YA!! / Elevator Girl / Starlight / Distortion 4 | Trump is a hero imagined by people who don't understand adversity or opportunity. |
| 2019-05-10 | 1 | BABYMETAL | "Elevator Girl" | Elevator Girl / Starlight / Distortion 3 | I believe, and this is at once a profound hope and a debilitating fear, that we haven't done very much as a species that is qualitatively superior to having the gimmick impulse to combine chirpily buoyant J-Pop vocals with crunchy hyperarena metal arrangements and then executing this potentially throwaway concept with the maximum possible earnest human commitment. |
| 2018-10-19 | 17 | BABYMETAL | "Starlight" | single | It is human to panic in the instants when darkness falls, |
| 2018-05-11 | 51 | BABYMETAL | "Distortion" | single | or first, |
| 2016-04-01 | 24 | BABYMETAL | "Road of Resistance" | METAL RESISTANCE | J-pop-metal continues to be one of the greatest stupid ideas of the decade. |
| 2016-02-26 | 39 | BABYMETAL | "KARATE" | single | If you were waiting for BABYMETAL to get 15% less cutesy, it's your time now. |