| 2023-08-25 | 127 | UMC | "Dancing With Tears In My Eyes" | Dancing With Tears In My Eyes +2 | we sing to welcome. |
| 2023-07-07 | 80 | UMC | "Tell It To My Heart" | Tell It To My Heart +1 | I could tell you you're the only ones, |
| 2023-05-05 | 122 | UMC | "Remedy" | Remedy +3 | but at least we have each other. |
| 2023-03-03 | 115 | UMC | "Flowers" | Flowers +1 | and then drive home blasting covers we know would infuriate them. |
| 2022-12-16 | 23 | UMC | "Last Christmas (Metal Version)" | single | Load it up with Russian tanks and bilious billionaires and coronaviruses |
| 2022-01-21 | 103 | UMC | "Genie In A Bottle (Metal Version)" | single | All these towns have churches, none of them designed to eject you upon a journey, |
| 2021-12-17 | 4 | UMC | "Last Christmas (Metal Version)" | single | If nobody else ever covers "Last Christmas" again, that would be fine with me. |
| 2020-11-27 | 104 | UMC | "Sweet but Psycho (Metal Version)" | CHAPTER 2 | This is what our entry says in the new edition of the Hitchhiker's Guide: "Poison but tasty*." |
| 2020-08-14 | 92 | UMC | "Physical (Metal Version)" | single | We are no longer subject to empires of division and hoarding. |
| 2020-05-22 | 79 | UMC | "In Your Eyes (Metal Version)" | single | as long as you happen to have discovered it before now, instead of after. |
| 2020-05-08 | 11 | UMC | "Blinding Lights (Metal Version)" | single | or along the internal surfaces |
| 2020-03-13 | 82 | UMC | "Don't Start Now (Metal Version)" | single | The dinosaurs weren't killed by a meteor, they were killed by the orange idiosaur who went on TV and promised them that the comet was going very substantially away, not towards. |
| 2019-05-24 | 44 | UMC | "Don't Call Me Up (Metal Version)" | single | we can turn them on themselves. |
| 2019-05-10 | 73 | UMC | "Bad Guy (Metal Version)" | single | and said "Wait." |
| 2019-03-22 | 61 | UMC | "Without Me (Metal Version)" | single | The ways to be lonely are factorials of permutations of everything possible. |